Try and make the funniest fanfiction about skyblock (preferably one about Cyp) it can be as gross as you want, but the objective is to MAKE. IT. FUNNY. Rules: 1. THERE ARE NO RULES 2. Follow rule #1 3. Must be a FanFic and nothing else 4. Must be relevant to skyblock, it can be about a well known skyblock member, a SB friend, an Admin, a Mod, an Owner, etc, etc. Or it can just be about you and your SB experience. 5. It must be funny.
Lemo was a cute yellow lemon , and Lime was a cute green lime, and they lived in the same glass jug, filled with crystal clear water, and sparkling ice cubes. It was a warm and sunny day, Lemo and Lime were floating in the cool water like always, when Lemo decided that he found Lime rather attractive, and floating in the same jug as her was heaven to him. He began blushing, and his bright yellow cheeks turned red. Lime saw Lemo blushing, so she floated over and asked: "What are you thinking about, Lemo?" Lemo didn't know what to say, so he blurted out: "Uhm, Lime babe I love you..." To his surprise and happiness, Lime replied with: "Lemo babe I love you too." They then squished their bodies together, and let their lemon and lime juice flow through the jug full of crystal clear water. There was a bright green sugarcane in an old man's farm, steadily growing taller. It was a nice, sunny day, and the old man decided to check on his sugarcane. As he looked at the sugarcane, he decided it was nice and ripe, ready to harvest. He chopped down the sugarcane, and brought it into his small wooden cabin, putting it next to his TV. 'Hmm, I should go buy groceries.' The old man thought, and headed out the door. Little did he know, that the sugarcane he harvested fell over, and stuck in the TV. "Owwww" The TV said, "wtf is ur problem." but when he looked at the sugarcane stuck in him, he immediately regretted saying that. "Ohmygod you are so beautiful, sugarcane!" He admired the nice and ripe sugarcane, who looked up and said: "Hi TV, you look very cool!" They flirted for a while, before sadly, the moisture from the sugarcane made the TV explode. RIP.
