So basically, everyone will write a part of the "Story" continuing that which is written by the player above.
Why the name qwerty? Because his dog has a built keyboard on its back so you can type in commands. Pity quinton doesn't have hands. He should have thought of that before cutting his arms off.
Which is why he built that keyboard to read eye commands before he cut his eyes off. He commands the dog to poop out chocolate muffins.
Ah, but poor quinton didn't think about keeping his eyelashes. He seared them off with a branding iron as a means of sacrifice in the desert he is in. This is not a good day for quinton he should have thought before making his poor decisions.
Tsk Tsk quinton. You poor poor man. But suddenly, a bird fell out of the sky in front of him. So he blindly took out its eyes to replace his lack of eyes.
So now quinton had useless eyes that just flopped around and they just fell right out. He feels a lick on his face... Its warm, and soft.
And then he woke up in a daze, still legless, armless, eyeless, as well as starving. This was no time for daydreaming!