Famous Last Words

That's so true xD

 

what the frick

 

why would I care haha I'm a dude

 

I thought this was a My Chemical Romance reference

you disappoint me Maximilian


EDIT: Olszewski sounds Polish, I'm so proud

 

No one wanna kiss stank breathe, mang.

 

It is indeed an MCR reference, otherwise it would have been "Genius insight"

why would I kiss haha I'm a dude

 

Someone understands me for once in my life

 

My favorite is that of Gary Gilmore, who's last words became the Nike slogan. While his last words were "Let's do it," the inspiration for Just Do It came from this execution.

 

Because your teeth would hurt after awhile.

 

I can actually confirm this and I hate myself for it

 

Same, but i don't hate myself for it.

 

I hate myself for a lot​

 

Wasn't this originally from a tweet where a guy was like "can girls not buy stuff like pads and tampons and toothbrushes in front of a guy" and a girl was like "toothbrush??? Don't you brush your teeth?"

 

yeah haha, I saw the tweets at first but didn't see the picture until a bit later

 

Lmao I can't buy toothbrushes around other guys

 

I know this guy that hardly ever brushes his teeth, yet he still has perfect teeth.
Clearly he's an alien.

 

Ik someone like that too. He's a dog. My dog.

 

Since we're talking about actual last words:

A Norwegian artist finished an interview, he finished it with "You never know when something will end, you never know when the last time you'll see someone is. This is why I always say good bye like it's the last time I'll ever see someone" and died the same hour.

 

Last words of (I think that's his name) James D. French before he was executed via the electric chair "How's this for a headline? French Fries"