Someone sneezed on the computer monitor and it's all over the screen. The ammonium hydroxide solution is too strong to wipe it off with I feel dirty and disgusting right now. Halp.

 

I was going to take a pic but I can't take it without making it look like i'm taking a picture of a person in front of me. Damn it. lol

 

just lick the screen clean.... i promise you wont get sick

 

I almost threw up thinking about that.

 

then there is only one other solution... kill it with fire

 

I would be much more than happy to do that... problem is there are people around and they wouldn't approve of my wise methods of cleanliness

 

Its fine just tell them i said it was okay

 

But then they would get mad at me and you.

 

Its fine ill take the blame

 

I still need a way to ignite the fuel source that I will be applying to the screen.

 

Wire brillo pad and a 9 volt battery

 

Not gonna lie, this thread made me lol

 

Hey! Now you're on to something! Or I could just ask someone for a lighter... Hmm...

 

Do what I did and refuse to do anything until a teacher cleaned it.

 

thats the lazy way... use a car battery and jumper cables

 

Bro... they don't have that s*** in a lab. I need to mix chemicals to make an ignition contraption.

 

Okay then your options are
1) potassium permanganate, glycerin and water
2) sodium chlorate, sugar and sulfuric acid
3) ammonium nitrate powder, ground zinc powder and hydrochloric acid
4) acetone, potassium permanganate and sulfuric acid

thats all i remember

 

I'm seriously impressed right now you really know your general chemistry stuff. +1 to you good sir.

The problem with all that is the lab i'm in doesn't have potassium permanganate readily available for use.

 

yea i like chemistry
just so you know you can get potassium permanganate and glycerin in any pool supply store too