Epic Poetry Battles of History, Skyblock, and Hellblock! Im Tubeless! VS! William Shakespeare!
BEGIN!

William Shakespeare
Who is this? A Minecraft freak?
In a few years he'll be a mindless geek
I speak English while you speak Nooblish
I'm sick of fiddling with you, I wish you could vanish

Im Tubeless
Who are you? The Minecraft Police?
Why don't you go back to whipping your geese
And stop staring at me you perverted witch
Or I will behead you and kick your head into the ditch

William Shakespeare
Who are you calling a pervert? Go back into your cave
Or I will call my friends and make you our slave
Who do you think you're talking to? I've got better sense
You like you got high, you look like a mess

Im Tubeless
I looked like this when I was born, you dummy
Now shut up or I will punch you in your tummy
Stop going around offending people, you coldblooded fish
I have to go home and make my girlfriend her dish
You don't have a girlfriend, you Scrooge
Why don't you go to the Three Stooges and be a Stooge?

Who won?!
Who's next?!
You decide!


(I might not make more )

 

IT'S ME! I won, gg. And nice of you to make a thread of me.