CALLING ALL SKYBLOCKIANS, There has been a noted rise in the presence of a Fish Gang rising in Skyblock. This is very bad news since the fish gang has spread across the server. Luckily, I know a way to restore peace to the server once and for all! INTRODUCING: THE SLIME GANG Joining the Slime Gang isn't just a choice—it's a statement. While the Fish Gang flounders around, caught up in their watery world, the Slime Gang is all about adaptability, resilience, and sticking together no matter what. Our crew is dynamic, always flowing and taking shape to fit any situation. We're not afraid to get our hands dirty, and we know how to turn any sticky situation to our advantage. The Fish Gang might swim in schools, but the Slime Gang oozes with confidence and ingenuity. If you want to be part of a gang that's always ahead of the curve, join the Slime Gang and leave the Fish Gang swimming in circles. Furthermore, below is a graph. It says everything you need to know. In order to join, you must: Have an adjective related to Slimes in your name. OPTIONAL: Have a slime skin or a slimy skin. Let us rise up and DEFEAT THE FISH GANG ONCE AND FOR ALL
I ain’t seen the little fishies doing anything bad. They cause no havoc. Don’t see why you’re trying to start a war here…
honestly I’m sensing some fishism here… I have had no problems with the fish they seem like good people
I am Keysfish, Founder of the Fish Council. Blub Blub. It is with a heavy heart that I speak to you on this day. There were warning signs. Clear reasons to know that this was coming. Yet still I am in shock. As a Fish, blub blub, I keep seeing these words thrown out to describe us. "Gang", "Cult", "On top". Only one of these is true. Yes, the fish are on top. Some people may not quite know how to feel about this, how to handle this. I'm here to tell you that you too, can be a fish. With proper training and loyalty anyone can be a fish. We are not a cult. As Dom Toretto said best, we are a family. We are here to stay and to the slime gang we say NAY! We shall not tremble! We shall blub! Blub all night and day until there's no blubs left to have! We didn't want this war but we WILL end it! So I leave you with this, Mastercircle, Slimemaster, Masterslime. You could have more slime than Nickelodeon and you would never slow us down. Blub off. Blub blub.
Blub blub, Keysfish. Mastercircle here, leader of the Slime Gang, and I hear your bubbling proclamation loud and clear. But let’s get one thing straight: while the Fish Gang might be on top for now, it’s only because we Slime Gang members are busy working our magic beneath the surface. We don’t need to swim in schools or cling to tired clichés about family. We’re a force of nature, a tidal wave of creativity and cunning that’s about to wash over your so-called "Council." You say you’re not a cult, but your obsession with blubbing all day sounds like it’s just going in circles, much like a fish trapped in a bowl. Meanwhile, the Slime Gang is evolving, adapting, and taking the world by storm, one sticky step at a time. We don’t just talk about loyalty—we live it. Every member of the Slime Gang knows that when you roll with us, you’re rolling in power, with the kind of flexibility and resourcefulness that can only come from embracing the slime. So to all the fish who feel trapped in their watery ways, it’s time to break free. Join the Slime Gang, where the possibilities are endless, and the only thing we’re stuck on is winning.
interesting. where's duck gang? duck gang on top, quack quack, quackin, quaken, we quackin out here and it seems fish and slime gang may be jealous of these quacks defeat the fish and slimes, become a duck, just quack it out
