Corrupt A Wish

Granted, but you can never spend any of your money.

I wish I owned a Lamborghini.

 

granted but you crash it on your first drive

I wish I could have a superpower

 

Granted, but your superpower is sucky and everytime you use it a loved one dies.
I wish I could go to Minecon 2016.

 

Wish granted, but there is an attack there and you die

I wish I could wake up whenever I wanted to without an alarm

 

Granted, but you'd lose the ability to fall asleep.

I wish I could become invisible