Corrupt A Wish

Granted. But, he/she will not remember you (PERMANENTLY ;t).

I wish I could draw realistically.

 

granted but you can only draw lines


I wish that trump was president
>:]

 

Granted, but he gets killed the next day.

I wish that I could chargeback cyp

 

granted but it is only in WON dollars

I wish I could live in a cave

 

Granted, but you are killed by spiders

I wish I could rate abuse and never get punished

 

Granted, but sent a rate abuser to rate you 1000+ dislikes without getting punished

I wish I can fly

 

Granted, but it stops in mid air and kills you

I wish I can get a girlfriend and nothing bad ever happens to us

 

granted but something bad happens anyway

I wish I could wish

 

Granted, but you can only wish for raviolis

I wish I didn't have any summer homework

 

granted but you will have summer school forever

I wish I get shrekt

 

Granted but you got shrekted.

I wish I was so nice and spicy.

 

Granted, but no one appreciates you.

I wish I could dye my hair.

 

granted but it has to be your least favorite color or blend

 

umm u need to wish now..

 

Umm so do you.

I wish that I can go to the dinosaur land and never die but also eat dinosaurs and live there with my family with a never breakable force field that can never malfunction or breakdown. And we live happily ever after! Wait. Then we somehow get sucked by a robot into the future and get to stalk everyone currently.

 

Granted, but you get food poisoning

I wish I had no ratings

 

granted but you can no longer use any electronic device of any kind ever.

I wish I had a hat

 

Granted but it would be invisible.

I wish Eleanora disappeared from my life o.o

 

Granted, but you will dream of her for life.

I wish my internet was consistent.

 

Granted, but it would be consistently terrible.

I wish I won the lottery