Suggested listening: Trans-Siberian Orchestra, Christmas Eve Sarajevo​

1. Server name (.net / .org ): Yes.
2. In-game name: Myrmidous
3. Full exact Ban Message: "One year of bad behavior and ruining Christmas. Appeal @Skyblock.net -- Santa"
4. Did you read the rules? SEE BELOW.
5. Why do YOU think you were banned? Biased Christmas administration.
6. Was this an incorrect ban? Unquestionably.
7. Were you ever banned before on SkyBlock? If so, what for?: Too many to list. Character limit on posts.
8. Why do you think you should be unbanned?: Brace for it, buttercup.

What kind of arbitrary sand-pounding monkey club are you running here? I have without a doubt supported this holiday my entire life and this has to be the most cack handed attempt at censorship I have ever seen. Let me borrow a page from the ban dodger's playbook and list every way I'm going to fight this.

#5: You Can't Prove I Did It
If you can show me an ounce of proof I'll swallow an entire candy cane without chewing. And I'm diabetic. I had zero time, motivation or patience to act that badly for that long. Seriously! My short term memory is so bad I can sit on a toilet and forget I didn't give a crap.

Can't be me. Couldn't be. Can't prove it. Without solid proof there is no way you can make this ban stick, I will scream louder than a fat kid without dessert until someone breaks under the strain. Also just in case someone fakes a bit of evidence I am fully prepared to explain why it doesn't matter.


#4: It Was A Joke
Looks like someone watched "The Grinch" a couple times (it was you, ha ha ily). This was obviously a joke and my friend knew that. Ask him, his opinion is the only thing that matters here. It isn't fair to ban me for something I said to my friends, especially when everyone else can say whatever they want! I see Moderators joking all the time and nobody files reports about them.

Censorship is bad, OK? If I want to get on public chat and swap tips about the best ways to kill myself then I should be allowed to. If anyone gets upset then they should read a little thing called The First Amendment! It's a public chat (on a privately owned server), if you censor me I will report you.


#3: I Was Hacked
Hey, crazy story here. I just got back from a year-long vacation to study breeding habits of the Mountain Chicken and I think I was banned. I have no idea why. If I had to guess I think someone hacked me, I kind of give my password out a lot. And by "a lot" I mean my account is like Paris Hilton: Everyone's had a ride.

None of that stuff I can't remember doing was me. But he must have been an awesome guy, I read some of the posts and they were epic. Anyways I changed my password and I'll be more careful from now on. Please unban. Oh, please unban my alts also.


#2: What If I Said "Please?"
I am more sorry than a proctologist without rubber gloves. That was obviously the worst thing I could have done. Please unban me, I have to post at least once an hour or my entire family will be killed.

I have no idea why I thought I could handle life without Minecraft; I barely have the self-control to butter toast after it pops up. Every day I come home and can't log on is the newest worst day of my life and so far there have been two worst days. I can't handle waiting another twenty hours and fourteen minutes, please just tell me where to send money.


#1: There's No Rule Against It
SHOW ME THE EXACT RULE I BROKE. I know it doesn't exist because (surprise!) I studied the entire list beforehand. If I had to choose a word to describe the effort I put into finding the "gray area" here I would probably pick "E.L. James". If there is any wiggle room or reasonable doubt I found it like Guy Pearce on Momento.

You have to prove beyond a reasonable doubt I'm guilty or you have to unban me. This is a court of law and I will Judge Judy you out of existence (jk ily ha). Don't bother bringing up my past ban history here: We're only talking about this time. None of that moldy garbage, please.


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(Sorry, forgot to get the staff a real gift this year.)​