Thong Tan lines.


When the road melts.


Christmas day sunburn..




The Heat in general:


Spiders in the car mirrors.


+1's in the banana bag.


Stupid government.


Super-store's Math skills. GG Coles.. GG


Horrific turn of events:


Hitch-Hikers:


Scary hitch-hikers:


Sharks on the beach


UN-tamable wildlife.


Reality TV


Australian internet:




You're welcome, please never visit ^.^ your loss!

 

First! and all tru

 

I can relate to all of em :I

 

I am dying.
MAY I ADD PICTURES?
I have the most beautiful tumblr post.

 

I agree. I hate Australia because of this. Also no Gooogle Fiber! They say NBN is good enough when it is 2x slower!
Man it sucks to live here.

 

i hate spiders

 

go ahead xP

 

Hex it all! Those Spiders!!!!

 

I have a bunch of Australian friends, gotta show them this

 

I swear these things are the devil, they took over the oval at my school and I got swooped .3.

 

Oh Australia is such a lovely place I love talking about Tim Tams, Capsicums and chiko rolls to americans lol

 

Shapes, Vegemite, Milo, Chips ;-;

 

Sometimes ive had to explain what meat pies and suasage rolls are along with cordial...

 

Lamingtons.. Spag bol, Fairy bread. Fantales.. Burger rings D:

 

I don't want to move to Perth now xD

 

OMG LOOOL!!!

 

The main reasons why I don't want to go to Australia/be in Australia:

Spiders, if I ever saw one there in my room, car, food, anywhere at all I would have a panick attack (I have a fear of spiders cx)

And the heat. I do complain when its cold, but I prefer that than very hot temperatures.

 

I'm attracted to Australian accents so I may ask you to say words ;-;
or fangirl hue