Nothing is off limits. I'm an open book, so ask away. If it's inappropriate and you REALLY feel the need to ask, you can PM me. But otherwise, try to keep it server friendly.
Certain types of British. Aussie is a close second, but a good British accent gets my heart a flutter.
A cookie is a cookie xD As long as it's soft and not one of the hard, crunchy types. I like Chocolate chip, oatmeal raisin, snickerdoodle..
This depends entirely on the type of sub, the condition, the rarity/historical value. Too vague, google it yourself
I'm WAY more of a muffin person. Cupcakes are too sweet and I'm not a huge cake fan to begin with. Muffins are more filling, more nutritious, and I mean, cmon. Muffin tops are one of the best things in this universe. Especially on blueberry or banana muffins.