a thread where we only offer EXTREMELY BAD ADVICE

i think hammers work?

how do i ban noobcrew?

 

by duping lots of oak wood

how do i turn on a wii

 

sell it on ebay

how do i play minecraft

 

watch and learn from dream

how to not forget to vote to get giftcards

 

Hire a player to vote for you on time daily and pay them 26$

How do I watch youtube without ads?

 

by disabling your adblocker

how do I put up a shelf?

 

Seems like a lot of people are misunderstanding what this thread is asking for and are actually giving somewhat reasonable advice #skyblockmentality #skyblockIQ

 

With lots of Vasoline!

How does Drogo make the voices stop?

 

Drill the top part of your ears an wear earring shaped speakers 24/7 with the volume on blast.

How do I keep my pants from falling off?

 

Leave your garment, the button and a needle and thread in a room with a monkey and a computer showing a repeating video of how to sew on a button and it will get done.

Drogo has a plan to take over the world but he needs lots of monkeys. How does one acquire a lot of monkeys?

 

Go to a zoo and ask for 3 pineapples and
an elephant

how to get out of bed?

 

stay in bed for several centuries

how do i buy games?

 

make it rain

how do i give hugs

 

Try it on a cactus first to get better


How do i get cookies?

 

burning them in the oven

how do i become builder

 

go to Jordan and find bert.

how do I go back in time

 

Retrace your steps to the time you want to go back to, and wait till the same event you were trying to repeat happens again.

Todays garbage day and my garbage is overloaded but my recycles is almost empty, how do I sneak the garbage into the recyclables?

 

Put all your garbage in a box labeled “empty box, definitely no garbage in this box” then put it in the recycling bin.

How does Drogo prove the earth is a cube?

 

play the minecon live 2019 minecraft map

how do i use notepad