500 Stupid Ways To Die

..what

 

not all babies drink water before they die...
ah whatever, this is too dark.

 

Have a nail driven into each joint into your body. then be choked to death by hairballs.

 

Falling out of a palm tree looking for "Palm Springs"

 

Going on the top floor of the mall and leaning on the fence, ending up falling down



Getting your foot stuck in the escalator ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

Falling onto one of those spiky fences.

 

Getting shot in the face when you go to a supermarket, scream out "HEY STUPID!" and see how many people look uo, because someone shot you.

 

getting shrekt by an hobo

 

Challenging me, shrek to a 1v1

 

Getting told by TyTy

 

Looking at your self when you sharted

 

A person breaking the block under you (where the void is) when you go afk on they're island :3.

 

When bae shows your her "030"

 

Fangirling about Charlie Puth too much ShiningNova06

 

Changing ur pic every day *cough* Frolicking *cough*

 

Being on Neflix/Hulu all day.

 

Ey, ey, I didn't die from that.

 

OML OML AMERICAN HORROR STORY AMIRITE OR NOT

Oh and
Watching youtube hours on end

 

getting shrekt by ebhavlin