5 Word Story

The idea is simple: post 5 words and together we will end up with a strange story that makes no sense whatsoever! A story will be compiled every 10 pages.

There were some errors and mistakes along the way, but here we are! 10 pages of 5 word story.
Looking forward to another 10.
Rules:
Don't post anything rude or inappropriate.
Don't post twice in a row, try to wait a couple posts until you put another 5 words.


I WILL BEGIN:
TheEpicWotsit had an adventure :it ... (continue the story!)

 

Took place in London, UK

 

Under a night sky

 

And a large extra pizza!

 

and then people started looking

 

the crowd started cheering on

 

All innapropriate posts have been removed, please refrain from posting them again please.
We'll have to start again:
Once upon a time there...

 

lived an ogre called shrek

 

he lived in a swamp

 

and he ate ugly fish !!!!

 

then was irrelevant meme boy

 

often mistaken for ugly fish

 

was digested by shrek boi420

 

he slipped through digestive systems

 

and fell out his butthole

 

airhole?

 

yes the forums censored it : (

 

Into the swamp, and then...