We went on a short trip today and I swear my little sister's bladder is the size of a pea, no pun intended

I don't think the term "ear cancer" is going to be used in the future because then cancer will probably be curable then

Fun fact: Oscar the Grouch's natural fur color is actually orange. It's just living in the trash for so long that made him green.

Uh oh I have a sore throat let's look this up (After ten minutes of Googling) I have brain cancer

I like how Statler and Waldorf's role in the Muppet Show is to basically just roast every sketch and character in the show XD

I just ate an entire Toblerone bar in two days what am I doing with my existence in this world

I'm fine with lightning storms, as long as they don't cut the power or set fire to the house.

To suck up fruit flies galore with our bug vacuum, I adore

I haven't dropped by and said hi for a while. Hello.

Happy Birthday fam ♡♡

happy birthday

happy birthday

Wait, why can you report your comments/yourself?

u and Mai have the same bDAY omgGGG

My prototype clone built a house for himself and it's the weirdest thing I've ever seen It's made of flipping podzol for goodness sakes

Little Seizures, the trippy pizza that's not for the epileptic