Comments on Profile Post by Artificiality

Are you smarter than the bear in the big blue house?

Define the parameters of your question. Are we talking any bear in any big blue house, or that one specific bear from the 90s kids show?

Are you smarter than the average unicorn? o-o

I AM the average unicorn.

Umg read my status then. oo

I did. And I promise. I'll always be a unicorn!

That's ma' boy!

Don't you try and claim me, missy! I ain't nobody's boy. I'm a free unicorn spirit! I do as I wish. Unless you steal my kidney, I guess.

Shovel to the face?

You win. That's your boy indeed, then

Damn all these notifications, cannot hold them.

Too many comments to bear.

How awfully punny you are tonight, dear Vikki. By commenting on this, though, you just signed up for a world of spam. You just wait 'till Dirty gets a hold of this conversation.

Pun-tacular. To be precise.