Comments on Profile Post by Carlmancer

Eww a whale

I need to change mah picture of a selfie with myself

k

Selfies? Are you a teenage girl or something? Oh wait, the president once took a selfie at a funeral... Never mind

The "selfie" is my current picture... a "selfie" of my skin... get it? No? Okay...

No I get it hahaha(In case you didn't notice, that was plain out sarcasm)

ggwp
*pulls out sniper rifle*
Can you just stand still for a moment?

Nope. *pulls out sonic screwdriver and deactivates sniper rifle*

Bye! *Runs like hell away to the TARDIS*

*becomes ultimate whale form*
lawl nope
*teleports into your tardis thingy (not a clue what that is)*
*brings into whale dimension*
*destroys tardis thingy*
*blows up fancy screwdriver with whales*

*world blows up*

Nope. Not even a army of whales could destroy the TARDIS and break into it. *TARDIS tele-ports back to Galifrey before whales invade TARDIS*

*unleashes a whale bomb with the strength of one googolplex of hydrogen bombs*
*goes back in time to -1932939239293*
Well, I hope they have orange julius where I'm going!

k. Still wouldn't destroy the TARDIS.

Ah screw it.
*unleashes blubber flab*
*everything turns into blubber*
Ew, jim, I TOLD you not to eat your family!