How many times have you went out without your shirt on dancing in front of a military base and only to get caught by 2 Tanks, 3 Apache Helicopters, and 20 military personnel that forced your mother to drive to pick you up while being forced to wait 1 hour to be thoroughly searched by 3 military heavily armed personnel?
See? I haven't gone out with my shirt off ONCE (except for my high school graduation but I got permission from mom) and never ever drank because of the terrible consequences that follow it.
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