I'm gonna try out for soccer in the fall. I can't even do a push up. I used to play sports but i stopped :/
If you can't entertain yourself, why go? Head to the gym and then casually start calling everything by the wrong name. Dumbbells are "weight thingies", the bench press is a "bar lift". Etc. I do this every time and it annoys the hell out of dedicated gym-goers. Give it a try.
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