Comments on Profile Post by HoggyTehBeqr

HAahaha you wish.
Koalas are really fluffy and smell like gum trees, but they're vicious. I declared war against them ever since one peed on my chocolate cake >:c (it was the last slice too)

Wtf is a gum tree

Like 80% of the trees in australia? ._. blue gums, red gums, stringy barks, ironbarks, cup gums... I'm pretty sure America has introduced gums.

I thought a gum tree was a tree that grew gum ._.

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No, it's the common name for a eucalyptus.

I feel stupid

You're not stupid, you're Canadian!
Nah dw about it I hardly expect you to know about Australian trees lmao

I'm not an Aussie though lel. I'm from murica. I just like Koalas.

R00d af
Do Aussies learn manners from kangaroos?

And alright, but you are smart af compared to me tho cx

I never said you were an Australian :< if you were, you probably wouldn't like Koalas as much.

And no, we just eat kangaroos

Aussies are scurry

What's so bad about Koalas? Aren't they nice and fuzzy?

^ THAT'S WHAT I'M SAYING. JOIN THE KOALA NATION.

Lool

I already said what's bad about koalas ;< don't ever try to pick one up, they have claws that are long as hell and they WILL maul you. Not exaggerating ;< Also they make sex noises all night. >_>;

Sex noises? o.o

I wonder what the neighbours would think if I had one.

^

They don't sound like humans, they sound like lawnmowers or something xD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XPdaU9A-RqU
They do it whenever we mow the lawn, a plane flies fast, or someone starts a chainsaw. As well as during the night, if you know what I mean.

LOL I'M DYING