Comments on Profile Post by Lemonade

Is it sad taht I can recite Shrek is Love, Shrek is Life from memory?

Yea. Kinda.

...




See, I really need to rethink my life choices.




So I'll run away.




Start a new life.




Get a pet bongo.




Eat a zebra.




Live off eating my own facial hair...

Make a jacket out of zebra skin






Make a Mexican restaurant





Change your name to Linda De SantaAnnaDeAlucard

Live in a Lego house.




Drink my own blood.




Have a giant backpack filled with Smurfs.

That's a little too far ;P

Which one?

Blood

Oh. I thought you meant the Smurfs one.

Naw that's fine
I just hate the Smurfs so much.

Those little blue bas...


ketballs.

? Wut

I just wanna smash their smug little faces into the ground them throw them on the edge of the basket and LAUGH.




Glad to get that out! ^-^

Please keep chat youth rated.
Too violent.

Sowwy Senpai.

Don't let it happen again

*falls down onto knees and bows* Forgive me, Master, I was weak.

I see that, young lotus flower

*lowers head to the ground* Will you ever forgive me?

Idek anymore

;-; What?

You won't forgive me?

I feel ashamed...

Good. You're forgiven
You've come far, young lotus flower

Is it weird that I never even attempted to learn?