Ello <3

How's your day goin'?

Gwood

What about your day Madam President?

XD It's fantastic. Hey...would you mind reading my information? I just...have some stuff I have to explain to everyone, 'bout why I act so weird.

U dun act weird and what info?

On meh profile. It's just...I haven't been myself lately...and I'm not a very private person.

Ah okay
I see what you mean
I can't relate
But you'll be fine
Don't worry about what others think of you

Wait, did you read it?

Yes I'm a fast reader :

Taht fast?




I really need to rethink my reading speed.




And my life choices.




Wow.




I feel so awkward right now...

lel

< Derpicorn.

Indeed

Btw, my nickname is Derpicorn. So you can call me that if you would prefer it.

I liek Sar

Sounds pretty

If you couldn't guess, my real name is Sarah.

Oh

I didn't know

I'm oblivious to a lot

XD Same. Did you know I'm also a really heavy sleeper?

When I was little, I used to fall asleep in weird places, like on the table or next to the door, and my dad would have to carry me to me bedroom, and one time, he knocked my head in the doorway, and I didn't wake up. There could be a tornado and I wouldn't wake up, now.

Wow. That's scary.

So yeah, fire alarms are stupid. And useless.

I think they're just useless to u xP

Naw. I saw this thing on the news that like, 80% of kids and/or adults won't wake up from fire alarms.

Wow. They need a poke-thing where the alarm kicks your head to wake you up.

I would buy it.