Comments on Profile Post by MAQWERD

  1. Sarge
    Sarge
    Well, what came first was some weird mutant retard fish, that evolved into a chicken. And BAM, the question is answered. Welcome to the basics of EVOLUTION :D
    Mar 7, 2015
  2. Swimhornet
    Swimhornet
    Well most modern science points to the chicken due to the theory of Evolution as Sarge said. Chances are the chicken was a mutation of another being :)
    Mar 7, 2015
  3. Jolie
    Jolie
    chicken :p
    Mar 7, 2015
  4. megadorkvikki
    megadorkvikki
    The sheep came first.
    Mar 8, 2015
  5. Jolie
    Jolie
    oh
    Mar 8, 2015
  6. AmazingGraceGirl
    Mar 8, 2015
  7. KingDG
    KingDG
    Actually, there was a really big bang. Thenceforth came the dark ages, in which the first atoms were formed. After this, (over large span of time) many changes came, such as the formation of galaxies, quasars, etc. Next, the solar system formed, and a single species plus some evolution (on Earth) led to the chicken. Nonetheless, I say neither the chicken nor the egg came first. It all started with a big bang
    Mar 10, 2015
  8. KingDG
    KingDG
    ^ This was about 4x as long, until I realized that there is a 420 character limit on profile posts :( :( :( RIP other information
    Mar 10, 2015
  9. LimeCoconutShake
    LimeCoconutShake
    or maybe God made a chicken and the chicken made an egg. hey yea that works ok
    Mar 14, 2015
  10. Swimhornet
    Swimhornet
    Well that's if God is real...
    Mar 14, 2015
  11. LimeCoconutShake
    LimeCoconutShake
    Eh I believe it, but that's what the "Maybe" was for
    Mar 14, 2015
  12. Sean
    Sean
    The egg did, as the egg came from God's a**.
    Mar 24, 2015
  13. LimeCoconutShake
    LimeCoconutShake
    Seriously Zamb... that's unnecessary.
    Mar 24, 2015
  14. Sean
    Sean
    c: it is very necessary, as where else would an egg come from?
    Mar 24, 2015
  15. Michal
    Michal
    Evolution theory: Proto-chicken lays egg. Egg is mutated so it becomes chicken egg. Egg came first.

    BUT THEN WHO WAS PHONEEEEEEEEEE???????????????
    Apr 15, 2015
  16. Nightfire
    Nightfire
    Chicken came first. This is a riddle :p Chicken comes first in the dictionary than egg.
    Apr 19, 2015
  17. Dewsiee
    Dewsiee
    Zambiana, you made me cry from laughing so much. x'D
    Apr 21, 2015