#RoastMe - I'm Canadian Eh

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  1. Genjjii
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    I was trying to think of something interesting to get people talking about, so roast me for being Canadian.
    Me and my pet polar bear are sorry for taking a minute of your time. XD
     
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    Why should I roast you. Your country is so much better than america. You've had gay marriage for like 20 years and we've had it for like a few months. You have better gun control and more guns. You guys rock.
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    Oh goody, I'll see how much people hate Canadians for a certain reason.
    gotta love being Canadian.

    Edit, I'm pretty sure we had gay marriage for ten years. ;p
     
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    Marriage is up to the states so technically the country as a whole neither has it nor doesn't have it.
    btw: :t
     
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    LOL!
     
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    Trash cans
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    Lol sorry XD
     
  10. griffin4cats
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    Keep forgetting if it's 10 or 20 years XDD
     
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    Is it that hard to roast Canadians?? I was hoping for some smart remarks but instead I got a convo about gay marriage. haha Who can be the most witty!?
     
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    It's really hard to roast Canadians, for 4 reasons.
    1. Canada is frickin' awesome.
    2. It's impossible to roast anything there with the intense lack of heat.
    3. Everyone's too busy watching hockey to care.
    4. No one cares, and I can prove it! Ask anyone about it and they'll just say "Eh".
     
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    #3 Made me burst out laughing, I am currently watching hockey. That was fantastic.
     
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    5 Downs in football is a crime
     
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    Lol Don't get me wrong, I played football and I definitely agree with this. Some things just shouldn't be different!
     
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    In all honesty, it seems a little inappropriate for me to make fun of Canada considering I live in America.
     
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    We live in America*, America being devided North from South :p Just buggin. Oh and as an Edit- CFL only has three downs, where as my local league does in fact play with five downs.
     
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    I'm not actually that good at roasts XDD
     
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