❤Mommy, Why Did Daddy..❤︎

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  1. DuckWorlds
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    Because furious rhymes with "curious" and that's what your mother is, lol.

    Mommy, why did daddy.. collide.. with Lycel?
     
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    DuckWorlds, Oct 8, 2015
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    Keep it G rated.
     
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    Roblox, Oct 8, 2015
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  3. CyberPhobic
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    Because he tripped over a pickle.

    Mommy why did daddy pluck my nose?
     
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    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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  4. FirstCelestrian
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    Because your sister got lost in it.

    Mummy, why did daddy fall asleep on the counter?
     
    FirstCelestrian, Oct 9, 2015
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  5. CyberPhobic
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    Because he was too hungover.

    Mum when are we gonna plant dad's grave?
     
    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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  6. FirstCelestrian
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    When you learn to follow the rules of this game :p

    Mummy, why did daddy call me Luke?
     
    FirstCelestrian, Oct 9, 2015
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  7. CyberPhobic
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    Because that's your name.

    Mommy why did daddy stab me?
     
    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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  8. FirstCelestrian
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    Because he is your father.

    Mummy, why did daddy make a lot of noise last night in the kitchen?
     
    FirstCelestrian, Oct 9, 2015
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  9. CyberPhobic
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    Because he was doing your mom.

    Mommy why did daddy sit down?
     
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    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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  10. bobZunicorn
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    Because the moth told him to to.
    Mummy why did daddy call me stupid?
     
    bobZunicorn, Oct 9, 2015
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  11. CyberPhobic
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    Because you have a 0.2 GPA.

    Mommy, why did daddy slap me?
     
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    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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    Because you're asking stupid questions

    Daddy, why is mommy yelling "$%@^"?
     
    Jennie, Oct 9, 2015
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  13. FirstCelestrian
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    Because she can.

    Mummy, why did daddy leave a "Fully-Clothed Women" magazine in the living room? *shudder shudder*
     
    FirstCelestrian, Oct 9, 2015
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    Because he is looking for women's clothes to buy himself after his surgery.

    Daddy why do you wear women's clothes?
     
    Jennie, Oct 9, 2015
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    Because I look sassy

    Mummy, why does daddy run around naked?
     
    Moist Frapple, Oct 9, 2015
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    Because he needs therapy. And so do you.

    Mommy, how did daddy disappear?
     
    CyberPhobic, Oct 9, 2015
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    He was a scientist who decided to try and run faster than the flash and he did but it shredded him back down to atoms you cannot see, floating around the house.

    Mommy, When will dad be a millionaire?
     
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    Krissy, Oct 9, 2015
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    Never, because he's been turned into atoms.

    Mummy why does daddy not like potatoes?
     
    bobZunicorn, Oct 9, 2015
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  19. FirstCelestrian
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    Because they shoved your sister in your nose.

    Mummy, why did daddy kidnap me?
     
    FirstCelestrian, Oct 9, 2015
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    Because uh..
    Your daddy is a..
    um..
    er..
    aha!
    ..
    er..
    I don't know..

    Mommy, why am I dead?
     
    Coronne, Oct 9, 2015
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