Hi everyone, I've decided to make a forum game. Try and come up with the funniest joke you can think of. This is one of my favorites: Wife: I am feeling very emotional, can you please give me any compliments? Husband: sure, ABCDEFGHIJK Wife: What does that mean? Husband: Adorable, brilliant, cute, delightful, elegant, fantastic, gorgeous, hot. Wife: Awww, that made me feel a lot better, but was does ILK mean? Husband: I'm just kidding! Wife: *wife cries* Have fun and laugh out loud!
I would never make theese jokes, but you requested "can you come up with a joke now?" so here they are! What’s yellow and black and makes you laugh ? A bus full of n*****s going over a cliff. What do you call 100 "black people" on the bottom of the sea? A good start. How can you tell when a black as been on your computer? It is not there. A black woman was filling out forms at the welfare office. Under “Number of children,” she wrote “10,” and where it said “List names of children,” she wrote “Leroy.” When she handed in the form, the woman behind the desk pointed out: “Now here where it says “List names of children,” you’re supposed to write the names of each one of your children.” “Dey all named Leroy,” said the black woman. “That’s very unusual. When you call them, how do they know which one you want?” asked the welfare worker. “Oh, den I uses the last names.” There is a 3 story apartment building with 1 apartment on each floor. A white family lives on the top floor. A mexican family lives on the second floor. A "black people" family lives on the botom floor. At 2:00 PM in the afternoon a terrrible tornado hits the building, totally destroying it. Which family lived? The White family, because both parents were at work and the kids were in school.
Lmao The jokes above are really offensive. I am ded though. *Husband and wife argue in car* *They pass by a cow farm* Husband: Look, those are your relatives. Wife: Yeah, My in-laws.
I don't really have any normal jokes like, "what do you call two trees underwater? Swimming trunks". They're dad jokes. No one likes dad jokes.
These jokes are crap tbh. And there are a few funny "racist" jokes but anything that uses "n*****" automatically falls out of that sprectrum.
