posting in game screenshots later today so you can all see how sexy it is (maybe tomorrow)

 

no me

 

you're baby #1

 

not a pleb

 

bruh you don't even have a knife

 

plot twist: I do

seriously

 

I also have the rarest item of all time in CS:GO

 

it's a shame my knife is better kappa

 

but yours has no skin kappa

 

havs you seen how smooth it is? smoother than me

 

smoother than my butt

 

I was in a casual match and this dude was spectating me flipping my knife after crushing him and he asks me if I have a butterfly knife

 

He's smart, you should learn from him

 

Damn dood

 

not really since he went 5 in 8 and I went 23 in 5

 

he's a team player, he didn't play for frags. He sacrificed himself and went as bait. kappa

 

I mean I went as bait with an AWP so obviously he's doing something wrong

 

cold hands

 

xD