Hello, we're opening a pizza place on a street that has human cars that go on the street that drive by. We sell human pizza that is made of tasty stuff that makes the pizza taste good. A pizza costs money and a different pizza costs even more money. We have highly trained, professional, intelligent humans that work here, they will take your money, and give you your pizza, and then put the money in the cash register. To get in our pizza containing building, you must open a 'door' and then walk in, don't worry though about closing the door, because our doors close automatically for some scientific reason. If you try and steal our pizza and not pay human money, we will instantly kill you and your children with our highly defensive 'human' security system. You can find this place on the planet 'Earth' somewhere. Our pizza ingredients and staff members information is highly off limits and anyone who gets our information will be killed on sight, thank you for eating this stuff, and we hope to see more of you very soon!

 

Can I work there?

 

me too
make sure there are mushrooms on the pizzas and I'll buy

 

We hire human employees who are able to open human automatic doors, which open to certain scientific reason and are able to make human pizza made out of human ingridients and can talk on human language. Our workers are paid monthly with certain human amount of human money, but if you steal our human ingridients, we will instantly murder you in a human way. If you agree with our human conditions in human way, you can work in our human pizza human place by calling our human number consisting from certain human amount of human numbers.

 

Okay. I'm going to phone 666-666-6666 right now. I can open automatic doors, I can make pizza, and speak. Am I hired?

 

Yes, human being, please, come tomorrow at 8AM in human time for the human interview in the human language to test your in the human way, human possibilites and understand if such human as you can be hired in the human way in the human pizza human place on a human street where the human cars drive by. We hope to see you soon in human way at our human pizza human place.

 

I'm sorry but what

 

You know how when you stare at a word too much it starts to not seem like a word? That's what happened when I read that paragraph. 'Human' doesn't seem like a word anymore.

Anyway, I'll be on the Highway To Hell at 8AM. See you there.
(I hope someone gets the reference lmao)

 

oh my Baphomet, Chi, I can't even guess that reference, probably it is quote from another cooking TV show. (sarcasm)
I look forward to seeing you in a human way on our human pizza human place for the human pizza human chief human interview. See you there tomorrow in the human way!

 

Same.
(Satan, I didn't know you liked AC/DC.)

 

What's gotten into hu, man?

You're acting all weird :/

 

Do you let little kids wonder around there alone?

 

I think boredom.

 

Have you ever considered what the pepperoni is made of?

 

In that case funnyfishy202...

 

I need a job, looks like I've found the right place.

 

This thread is the piece of modern art, behind which is hidden the whole philosophy, the idea of something bright and high, an ideology which normal person couldn't understand. If you were an actual part of aristocracy, you would get what I tried to explain.

 

that was deep

 

Do you hire thief's?

 

wat.