"eww.. your face" "I can't look at diabetes in the eyes, it hurts my self-esteem." "your phone is 5S, f*** last gen, get the iPhone 6S" "OMG YOU HAVE 1 FOllower on twitter, LOL NOOB"
"Big boobs don't count if you're fat" "A big d!ck doesn't count either if most if it is your personality"