I promised to look after a friends cat for the week. My place has a glass atrium that goes through two levels, I have put the cat in there with enough food and water to last the week. I am looking forward to the end of the week. It is just sitting there glaring at me, it doesn't do anything else. I can tell it would like to kill me. If I knew I could get a perfect replacement cat, I would kill this one now and replace it Friday afternoon. As we sit here glaring at each other I have already worked out several ways to kill it. The simplest would be to drop heavy items on it from the upstairs bedroom though I have enough basic engineering knowledge to assume that I could build some form of 'spear like' projectile device from parts in the downstairs shed. If the atrium was waterproof, the most entertaining would be to flood it with water. It wouldn't have to be that deep, just deeper than the cat. I don't know how long cats can swim but I doubt it would be for a whole week. If it kept the swimming up for too long I could always try dropping things on it as well. I have read that drowning is one of the most peaceful ways to die so really it would be a win win situation for me and the cat I think.
I have now placed you at the very bottom of my list of potential cat sitters. A little below zombie Hitler. Does cat have fresh water daily? Fresh food? Clean litter? There may be reasons for its malevolence. Or not. Some cats are just born evil. Still wrong to kill them.
Drowning is probably one of the worst ways to die, your organs explode from pressure and you live for a long time in great pain and fear, I've nearly drowned and trust me it's not nice.
No it's not? xD It's about a person who wants to kill a cat O-o It's not advertising a product, and it does make sense...
It joined today. It isn't replying to anything. It just pasted a popular copy-paste from the internet. I don't understand why it didn't link anything, but it's a spam bot.
If this was about killing a human and not a cat I would find this very entertaining but I'm against animal abuse. But since this is about killing, let me share my ideas. Letting it drown in a tank is a very cruel, sadistic, and yet entertaining way of dying. Although, I think these ways are far more interesting. 1. Crucification. Crucification is a cruel way to die, it's even a form of torture. Crucification is when you nail someone to a cross, and the places the nails go are through the hands, and feet. The person then hangs there, and breathing becomes a problem for them. They can breathe in as much air as as they want, but it's hard to breathe out, causing the air to stay in the lungs with no way out, until the lungs explode and the person dies. This is what was used to kill humans, although it would be interesting to see what happens with a cat. 2. The Iron Maiden. This was a torture technique used long ago, which consisted of an iron cage, with nails sticking into it. The victim would be in the cage, and of course the doors would close, and it's obvious what happens. Now, this wouldn't be hard to make. A few wood boards, nails, and a cat. Wonder what would happen. 3. Instead of dropping items onto it, what about dropping the cat? This one is a much more human way of killing the cat. Drop the cat from somewhere high onto the ground. Even though cats are flexible, wouldn't it be interesting to see how much height it takes to kill one? I'm sorry. Things like these bring out my inner psychopath. In all seriousness, don't you dare hurt the cat. I'm strongly against animal abuse, and any form of hurting animals. If you dare hurt the cat, I will do the exact same to you. I'm serious. I was just about to say that.
