Face Palm Moments

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  1. PirateFirefox
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    A greenie was buying a spawner for 10 god items
     
  2. iMercify
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    LOL what a noob. Those things are worth at least 11 god items :D
     
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    This anti-vaxxer mother kidnapped her own daughter because she did not want her to be vaccinated.
     
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    Similar to J, I walked into the women's restroom at a fast food restaurant. I remember an old lady just staring at me in disgust, like, "Uh, since when are you a woman?"
     
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    Just tell them that you are a trans.
     
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    I went into a second hand shop today to buy MW3. Went in had the money and was about to buy it. Then he asked me for ID. As MW3 is an 18. I was literally standing there in front of 20+ people whilst calling for my dad who could show ID (My dad was eating at a restaurant a mile away) I'm never ever shopping again.
     
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    When my dad was about to be deployed with the navy, he had to get a flu vaccine because you know, living in close quarters and such. This vaccine, however, caused his body to attack itself, a disease known as guillain-barré. I was very young at the time and don't remember it, but my mom always tells me that he looked terrible. He had trouble walking (this is a military man in his 30s, so you know how bad it is) and his eyes drooped, almost as if he had a lazy eye. After being diagnosed, it took him a few months to recover, but after that, he was fine. It was eventually ruled that the cause was the flu vaccine that he had received. To this day, we don't know if it's passed genetically, so my mom does not force me to get flu vaccines.

    If you really think that me missing school for two days with a swift recovery is worse than getting a disease that would leave me in the hospital for months and has a mortality rate of 18%, you should get your priorities in order.
    I'm not killing myself so you won't be slightly inconvenienced.

    /endrant


    Anywho, my facepalm moments would have to be basically every physics test I had this year.

    Once, I mixed up east and west.
    Once, I screwed up a formula that they give you on the reference table.
    Multiple times, actually, I circled the right answer on the test and filled in the bubble wrong on the answer sheet.
    Once, there was a question that specifically said there were two correct answers and I would only get credit if I circled both of them. Needless to say, I only circled one answer.
    Once, I forgot to flip the test over and do the back page.
     
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    No, I understand if you are allergic to vaccines, that's normal. What I hate are the skeptics who refuse to get their children vaccinated, even though they do not have a legit reason to not to.
     
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    This has happened to me so many times >.>
     
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    Flu vaccine is barely a vaccine lol. I got one time when I was 6. ONLY year I ever got the flu. Havent had one since.
     
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    My face palm moment was when I slipped on a algae covered rock while camping and ended up breaking my ankle. So I decided I was going to be stupid and swim across to the river with my ankle to get to the beach. Aparently I made it worse...
     
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