Post a Joke You Know

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  1. Krissy
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    Most my jokes are too rude to tell.
     
    Krissy, Jun 23, 2015
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  2. ChiefTeemo
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    Size doesn't mean everything...
     
    ChiefTeemo, Jun 23, 2015
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    Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees?





    Because they’re really good at it.
     
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    Sean, Jun 23, 2015
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    Tell us
     
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  5. Mini_Moose
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    For the chemistry nerds:

    Did you hear that Oxygen and Potassium went on a date?

    It went OK.
     
    Mini_Moose, Jun 25, 2015
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  6. KeemstarVEVO
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    7+7=?

     
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  7. Gemmalove
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    All the jokes I bother to remember are offensive or sexual.
     
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    Gemmalove, Jun 27, 2015
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    Student: Do I get into trouble for something I didn't do?


    Teacher: No


    Student: I didn't do my homework.
     
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    RachetSenpai, Jun 27, 2015
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  9. KeemstarVEVO
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    Daughter:Mom,could i give a bath to the cat?

    Mom:Yes,you can

    Later...

    Daughter:Mom,the cat died!

    Mom:I told cats don't like water

    Daughter:But he died the time to twist him...

    found on jokes book

    NOTE:don't you twist your cloth to dry it?i think that's the point ._.
     
    KeemstarVEVO, Jun 27, 2015
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    All my jokes are either racist, sexist or offendesive in some other sort of way, and knowing that there will be immature, butthurt eleven year olds, I probably shouldn't tell them.
     
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    Jess, Jun 27, 2015
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    Some less offensive but pretty inappropriate jokes
     
    Jess, Jun 27, 2015
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    How do you make a sinner holy?

     
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    Gemmalove, Jun 27, 2015
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