Smart cookie

 

Insults WITHOUT cursing..

 

The magic mirror lied to you and told you, " you look good"

May the fleas of a thousand camels invade your shorts

If you weren't such a fleabag, that would really hurt!

Crab lice, yeast infected douchbag!

It's better to be thought an idiot, than to open your mouth and prove it.

'So the doctors let you live?'

'Do all your mirrors face the wall?'

'Do people sometimes stop you entering the men's (ladies) restroom?'

'Do you have an IQ or is it just background noise'

'Do you get refunds at the beauty parlour?'

 

Most of them ain't got swear words.

 

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberry's.

 

You're Bronze V.

 

I'm socially awkward
Me: did you fall from heaven
Girl: awwww thanks
Me: cause your face is really messed up
Girl: *kicks me in special areas*



My life ^^^^^^

 

But she said no cursing Chiyami. Way to break the rules. Plus, I bet you got most of those insults somewhere off the Internet.

If you were anymore inbred, you would be a sandwich.

 

Thing is no matter what insult you say here, 100% it's from the internet whether you looked or not

 

Side note: mostly everyone that "curses" in these believe they aren't swear words. Everyone's perspective on the. Are different. Example: Person A says douchbag. Person B gasps and says that person A said a bad word. Person A denies it because Person A has always been allowed to say it. Person B hasn't.

Just wanted to clear that up

 

Anything possibly considered a swear (crap, hell and such are common ones) is not allowed. (naturally I don't mean if someone says chair is a swear you can't use it in your insult. )

 

What the FUDGE do you want?

 

Her eyes were like stars. Not because they twinkled but because they were so apart from one another

 

• Everything you are, you owe to your parents. You should probably give them that penny some time soon.
• "Listen, I don't have the time or the crayons to explain this to you."

For emergency use in CS:GO:

"I could commit suicide by jumping from your ego down to your skill."

 

K ty

 

Odayum

 

Best insults without cursing? Why not best cursing without insulting?

>May you step on a lego in the dark, and may you be unable to find the light switch.
>May you meet a nice <insert proper gender preference here>, may you take <pronoun> to a nice sushi place, and may they never call you back.

 

Your legs are like McDonalds, open 24/7

 

I know that one had a swear but it's not that bad.

 

The whole "no swear" thing is to make the "game" harder.