The most successful pick-up line is "Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" I think the smoothest one would have to be "Wanna go eat?" because there's nothing more mutually loved than food, right?
Someone asked me if i was a broom, cuz I swept them off their feet. Um one of my faves, tis a little rude... for you computer geeks
Hey girl did you fall from heaven Because so did Satan Old but gold Did you just fart because you blew me away Are you a beaver, because dam
FluffyNeedle c; You want to hear someone that's pretty? Look at the first word again. Are you from Starbucks? Because I like you a latte Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only 10 I see
oh god. do you like antiques? cause I have some junk that hasn't been touched in years. ayy gurl I put the STD in STUD all I need is U ;^)
Are you a redstone torch? Because you're extending my piston Are you a slime ball because you're making my piston sticky Are you a lever? Because you turn me on You must be made of bonemeal, because you make me grow 10 feet tall You must be ice, because I've been waiting to pick you up for a long time You must be from the Nether, because you're out of this world
Lets play titanic, you be iceberg I'll go down Do you like beef jerky, cause I've got some beef you can jerk (Minecraft one) You and I make the bedrock
