I've done something like this before but I want everyone to comment with their funniest quote!

Mine is
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish what I start. So far I’ve finished two bags of M&Ms and a chocolate cake. I feel better already.

 

Pretty sure I've posted this before, but I still find it funny

The Supreme Court has ruled that they cannot have a nativity scene in Washington, D.C. This wasn't for any religious reasons. They couldn't find three wise men and a virgin. - Jay Leno

 

Mine is;
"If women ran the world we wouldn't have wars, just intense negotiations every 28 days." - Robin Williams.

 

One of my favourites:

"Make the lie big, make it simple, keep saying it, and eventually they will believe it." - Adolf Hitler

 

Funny quote:
Arsenal are good - Arsenal FC Football fans

It's hilarious how stupid Arsenal fans are


Favourite quote:
Come on you Spurs - Tottenham fans

 

"Four legs good
Two legs bad" - Animal Farm

 

1) He was answering another question
2) Lopk @Lopk_

 

That was a good book

 

" Subscribe....... n****. "
- Albert Eienstien

 

I see your trueee colors shinin' through, I see your trueeee colorrsss that's why I love yaaa

 

Before criticizing someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes.

 

What if their shoes smell?

 

then too bad

 

"I got a dig bick"

 

Warning: Bad Language:

 

Why does this exist :eh :Hilarious: