I puke when I get tickled. Zambiana I'm not copying you BTW. My friend tickled me and I puked all over him. This was at school. I had to explain why I puked. And then explain why I puked on my ffriend.
I said 'Suicide venue' instead of 'Funeral venue' on a really important speaking exam about somebody who committed suicide... Still got an A* but that was so embarrassing and whoever marked it probably laughed.
One time after school, i decided to see if i could communicate with dogs. I woofed until one chased me (I mustve insulted it.) I was so scared i peed myself... in front of half the dang school
one day at school i fell asleep and then when someone woke me up i said "WHAT?did someone die??" oh gosh...
It was grandparents anniversary, and my mother was sick so they took me along with them to this fancy restaurant in the heart of buffalo. They gave us SOOO much food that I stuffed myself, I ended up rushing to the bathroom and started rapped vomiting in the corner for a good 7 min. I was making sounds of a whale giving birth with a sore throat it was everywhere and I just couldn't stop... I turned around and I guess I didn't see the fancy bathroom attendant when I went in. His face was pure fright, like he was afraid my vomit was a weapon and I was going to shoot him. Ya.. I acted like nothing happened. I was at the mall like when I was 6 or 7, and I was too lazy to go to the bathroom so I just walked down different rows and just kept peeing while looking at things. I had a 1 piece bathing suit that had a hole in the genital area, and it showed my naughty bits. I went to camp and It was my first time there, It was a summer came and it had swimming 4 times a day. So the first day we put on our bathing suits and went, Grace (Myself) didn't notice she had a giant hole in bathing suit that showed everything god gave her. I stayed mostly in the pool but I wanted to do a cannon ball and started bouncing on the diving board. I regret that moment. I had to spend 10 more days there and hell did they not let that go.
when I was 5, I had a fake plant in my living room and I pulled a bit of it off and shoved it up my nose and it got stuck didn't come out for a few weeks
Oh yeah, This isn't embarrassing for me but it is for the rest of the house hold. I was with one of my old foster parents, I brought a fake plant home and it had a scent on it so it smelt and looked like an actual plant. About sometime around.. 3-4 months after bringing it home, I see my guardian's daughter watering the fake plant. I talked to her about it asking how often she waters it, she said that her and her brother and mother takes turns watering it 3 times a day. The urge to not laugh in their face was killing me.
Actually I have a few more so I'm gonna just say them here: In my math class, I sneezed and poked my eye with my pencil Also in my math class, I sneezed and smashed my head against my desk I fell down the stairs on a bus and I was so embarrassed I shouted "I'm testing gravity" and ran off It was my first time in subway and the woman asked "what bread do you want?" ... I thought she asked me "do you want bread" and I said yes I was so disgusted I've worn my shirt and jeans inside out to school once (both at different times). I was at a coffee shop and I bought hot chocolate... (don't hurt me) and after I drank it, I ran outside and vomited on either a car or a van Never mind calling your teacher "mom" I called my teacher nana.. I was on a skype call with x19xxx and he asked me if I was tired.. I said no because I thought I wasn't and fell asleep 5 minutes later There's probably a ton more but I'm in such a bad mood rn and I can't even think about it
When my gym teacher noticed that my gym shorts were inside out. I had a stomach virus when I was like 8. First I didnt feel good one day in the computer lab, I threw up all over my shirt and computer. Then mom thought it'd be okay to take me to a store and let me eat apples, I threw up so much in the bathroom. When I accidentally stab my nose while trying to blow it in school (happened a few times so far) and it starts gushing blood.
Your gym teacher called you on it? Wow lol And lets see, got nicknamed smiley back in 7th grade by the 8th graders Then I someone got the rep of being a total jackass to people which still persists to today. Being known as smiley though lol, just interesting ....
Oh ya, like 6th grade, right after first hour, turned a corner and just vomited on the spot, right in front of a kids locker... oops Had a crush on a chick in 3rd grade, first one I ever had, told one guy, the whole school found out, she asked me if it was true and I denied it, never told people anything again irl, was never asked that question again irl xD Broke my head open on a doorhinge, had to get stitches When I do something assuming I'm right and then It comes out wrong A guy dropped barbecue sauce on my, pants 'area' a few years again, that wasnt a fun stain to walk around with that day. 6th grade in a study hall, kid told me I had a bee on my head, I didnt believe him until the teacher came up beind me swinging. Getting public attention when I don't want it A lot of stuff in skype calls When the class sings you happy birthday When I typo some things that turn out wrong (LimeCoconutShake) Get made fun of for smiling a bit too much at times
At my elementary school, the bathrooms are in the same hall but one is on one side while the other is on the other side. Anyways, i didn't know that 3rd grade restrooms was different from 4th grade restrooms. So i accidentally used that bathroom in the girls restroom.
