Things that Happen In my Life that I dont expect.

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Are you grossed out by my life?

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  1. zambywolf
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    A scary surprise:
    So it was about 10:14 at night, and I felt something crawling on my leg. So I was like, hmmm... I didn't look tho, and I said "Mom? there's something crawling on my leg and I'm scared to look!" (because then I would freak out if it was a black widow.) so Then she ran upstairs (because my room is in a loft.) and looked. she said "Hold still." And I was like MEHHHH!!!! And the next morning, I was on her iPad. and the search said `How to get rid of a Brown Recluse' and I was thinking MWA,MWA!!! and then I was on the porch and I saw the dang spider in my BATHROOM CUP! Of course, I didn't freak out or anything about the stupid spider because you may or may not know, I live in the wilderness, and you just have to expect it.
    A large mama!
    So, after we had just moved, my mom looked under the doormat and saw a fishing spider ( This is the link to what it looks like Google ) and we KEPT IT! And I didn't know what it was until we googled it. And it looked like a tarantula, so I was thinking, "Did it bite my mom? cause' I think she's lost it." And thank god, The night after that, we had a bonfire ( we burn our trash because we don't have a trash man) and my parents threw it in ! so, yay! and they told me about it (because I was asleep) and they said it exploded! and there was white mush all over the ground. I can under stand if that sounds weird to you.
    MY HEAD IS NOW COPPER! AHHH!
    late at night, my parents found a baby copperhead snake next to my mom's truck. and, we kept it. And that was when we were going back to Florida to do our quarterly (my mom's boyfriend works as a handyman for the Imagine Schools) and we were gonna take it to my mom's friend (She specializes in reptiles and rodents) but we didn't. so, my mom's boyfriend killed it. and now, my mom's friend calls him the Copperhead Slayer.

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  2. zambywolf
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    My life is weird.
     
  3. ILostMyKeys
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    If my dad lived there he would have a heart attack. So would I. We once trapped this large spider (forgot name of species) and it jumped at us when it was in the glass and it scared the s*** out of us and I knocked the glass and broke it. It was a wine glass o-o//
     
  4. zambywolf
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    wow! fun...:t
     
  5. Chiyami
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    If there was a spider on my leg I would scream until I tear out my vocal cords.
     
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    Have you seen what brown recluses can do to your skin
     
  7. Livvy
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    omg
    i would have freaked out and started crying tbh
    huge fear of spiders and snakes.

    i woke up once and on my wall there was this big af spider, i ran out of bed and started screaming and woke everyone up. it ended up down the toilet.
    rip
     
  8. Lollipop
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    i hate spiders...
     
  9. Lemonade
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    Okay
    So
    No need to tell us what came out of the explosive spider m8 .-.
     
  10. SomeoneCalledJ
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    The spider exploded. :t

    If you know what I mean. c;
     
  11. Livvy
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    speaking of spiders exploding.
    there was a big spider downstairs and my grandma put a cup over it because she didn't want it to come upstairs, and she like shook the cup ((if you understand)) and the spider exploded
    rip
     
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    Poor spider :eek:
    #soaussie
     
  13. Spritmage123
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    Pretty awesome you live in the forests.
     
  14. Archeopstoms
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    Come to Australia, you might accidentally get killed.

    :t
    Lmao, I nearly got bitten by a red-back when I was turning off the hose, it was about three centimetres away from my hand and I screamed and like wrecked it with the hose.
    Well, I tried to.
    It came out alive.
    God dammit
    ._.
     
  15. PinkyInTheTardis
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    this is like the time I had a Huntsman Spider crawl on my stomach when I was sleeping, waking up and having it crawl over my face was not the most pleasant experience...

    Don't come to Australia.
     
  16. KingAlex
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    Ikr. I like spiders tbh and I know in qld we get alot of spiders and snakes. Especially in summer.
    I had a rattle snake in my driveway once.

    Us Aussies
     
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    I hate spiders so much, a daddy long leg once went in my shirt when I was 9 ._.

    Yay for exploding spiders :t
     
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    I'm very manly with spiders, until they come near me and then I freak out and jump on tables and chairs, I don't want them killed, just put outside.
     
  19. KingAlex
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    I love it when spiders spontaneously combust :D
     
  20. ILostMyKeys
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    This thread should be renamed "Gruesome Spider DeathThread"
     
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