death by fire

 

and farts

 

Because it was

 

very smelly

 

And so ugly

 

Due to it's

 

Nasty poop-shaped embelishment

 

Shortly after this,

 

He died of

 

Ebola which made

 

him smell like

 

Ebola which made

 

a piece of

 

chalk made of

 

Match.com's advertising job

 

which sucks a**

 

Just like this

 

piece of pizza

 

which isn't a

 

I'm done here