-= Pastatarian =- This is mine and AngryGinger1123's religion. It would be highly appreciated if you would convert to Pastatarian, we are always looking to expand our religion and everyone is welcome. We worship The Flying Spaghetti Monster. Talk like pirates on Thursdays. Evil is Spag Yeti. We drink Mountain Dew everyday. Hung on the strainer. Boiled for our sins. The Flying Spaghetti Monster is Shrek's and Taylor Swift's son. We drink Cherry Pepsi at least once a week. We read Meatballs from The Pastatarian Cookbook. We are Pastillized in pasta water by dipping your elbow in it. After Pastillized Shrek cradles you in his arms. We do not cry on Saturdays. Unused pasta must be destroyed. We pray in The Swamp. We wear dresses out of pasta. We wear pasta suits on Sundays. We eat pasta everyday. We cannot eat gingers. Strand 6:9 of The Pastatarian Cookbook is to be read before every meal. In a shallow bowl, soak the bread cubes in water to cover for a minute or two. Drain the bread cubes and squeeze with your fingers to press out the excess moisture. If this step is not completed, The Flying Spaghetti Monster will eat all of your gingers.
The idea you've based this off is Pastafarianism, although you've 'invented' this with little to no thought seemingly involved, so instead of this being an intelligent attempt at both mocking and teaching religion in schools, this is just theft of ideas (much like religions in general [prepare for incoming hate]) 10/10 Don't take this as an insult to your 'church' I like the original idea and this seems fairly similar, so other than the fact that I'm staying agnostic with tendencies towards athiesm I can offer my support to your belief [edit] inb4 receives arse-load of hate
