1. If you're about to take a test, ask to go to the bathroom, wait 1 minute in the hall, then come back in and say "What's a bathroom?". 2. If the teacher hushes you by saying "3... 2.... 1...", before he/she gets to 1 say "Oh No, The BOMBS!!!". 3. When bell rings say "Where under a pig attack". 4. If the teacher gives you homework say "I can't do my homework, because I'm going to be sick tomorrow.". 5. Laugh randomly in class. 6. If the teacher says stop talking ask them "Then why are you talking?". 7. Pretend to be in your own world, when the teacher notices, he/she will ask you a question. So you answer the question correctly. 8. When the teacher asks a question raise your hand, if your picked to answer, give them the longest story ever about why chocolate, strawberry, and vanilla taste bad. 9. If the teacher asks a question like "Why do we need to breath?" you say "Lie because you need to breeze?" or just make your response sound like there question. 10. After every sentence the teacher say "Wha" 11. If the teacher is talking you start talking, if They say "When I'm talking, you aren't" the you reply "Well I've proven you wrong. or say "Well I was talking when you were.". 12. If the teacher is talking you start talking, if They say "Am I talking" you say "You were a second ago.". 13. When the teacher calls your name in roll, respond "that's my name, don't wear it out!" 14. Sing your questions. 15. When the teacher say "Take your seats." respond "Take it where?" 16. If the teacher says "Pay attention" respond "How much should I pay?" 17. Ask to introduce your "invisible friend" 18. Claim to be the teaching assistant. 19. In the middle of class, ask your teacher whether he/she believes in ghosts. 20. Ask whether the first chapter will be on the test. If the teacher says no, rip the pages out of your textbook. 21. In the middle of class get up and walk to the front of the room, then introduce yourself or say "Hi I'm (Your Name), and I like boogers". 22. Prank call your teacher in class (if you know there number) and ask them Weird Questions. 23. Run towards the window and say "NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!, my invisible friend jumped out the window!" 24. Answer there questions in a foreign language. 25. If You're sent to the principle say "It's not okay that I'm trying to be funny, but it is okay that the teacher checks our phones and looks at private information. it's also okay that they are eating Food and is on facebook during tests." or anything that they should be fired for . If you do anything from here and get expelled or detention, it is not my fault. DANTDM Inc, 2014-2015 OR In the middle of class just be like WHY DO WE NEED TO KNOW THIS
more like 25 ways to piss off the teacher 25 steps to detention 25 different strategies to look like a complete fool
1. Teachers at my school have good humor 2. We don't have detention, we have In School Suspension which is actually fun, you get candy once you completed work, and get to use the computers 3. I got these ideas from my class, 14 or 13 came from me. And it's funny.
ISS Is fun huh? I guess growing up In a country school is different than yours. If we got in school suspension we couldn't talk, have our phones, look at one and other. If we did anything like that we would get another day. I never got candy .
Lmfao, that's how it is Here, legit one word without taking your hand you'd get another day. I hated itit, I recently got it for absolutely no reason at all, I asked them why I was in there they said they didn't know. I personally think they thought I was my twin. XD
Every time the teacher turns around to write something on the board either A) switch seats with someone else and act casual when they turn around B) everyone in the class moves their table closer to the front or back of room C) one person leaves the classroom one at a time until they notice The third only works with a dumb teacher xD
Or, you could just shut up for the people who do actually want to learn and stop being a disruptive brat? Food for thought.
Schools not ALL about being serious, sure some people would disagree with me but you've got to have some fun when you can, otherwise it won't be enjoyable. And anyways, when you do muck around, it's almost/if not all the class doing it and it's not that often.
Enjoy yourself, but not at the cost of others, people constantly causing havoc in a class can kill all will you have to learn in it. I have seen a few people transfer out of a somewhat advanced class because someone kept interrupting the teacher.
Class is for learning, break times is for messing around. You mess around in class and you are just stopping other people from learning, disrupting the teacher who is there to help you learn useful things for the rest of your schooling and important life skills and disrespecting your elders making a bad image on yourself. It is utterly rude to do most of the things on that list and furthermore I do not respect people who mess around in classes or condones it. I do not care at all if you want to have fun is class, you respect everyone else who wants or needs to learn and that is the basic principle. There are adults who even mess around in my classes and I miss important things, and it is plain disrespectful to the person teaching us. This is perfect thanks Sean.
This thread could also be named 25 ways to make Krissy lose respect for you if you try this in class and have no sympathy if you get in trouble for being disrespectful. Not even a funny list, it's just plain stupid.
