Hi. I'm Sharkquisha. I like waffles. And lemons are swaggy. Yesterday I licked a potato. I'm part rhino but i'm also somewhat unicorn, and my great aunt's uncle's dog's girlfriend's teacher's stripper's dad's cat's sister was a narwhal. Don't be racist. But I have a feeling that rhino/unicorn/narwhals can't race, so that doesn't really matter anyway. I work part time as a ketchup squirter at McDonalds. I got fired last week for painting the mirrors with relish..... Anyway i'm fergalicious so that doesn't matter

No, not really xD
(clearly, i did not take my ADHD meds today )

If you actually want me to, i'll make a real intro, but i'm not saying this isn't real, because when I slap my face against the wall it hurts, so this is real. At least I think so.



Totally not this weird all the time xD

 

Hello xD

 

aye xD

 

Lol, Hello xD

 

Hiya~

 

Hay is for horses