Don't have a special someone this Valentine's day? Post your smoothest pick-up lines and help me the Skyblock community get a Valentine. ~The Love Doctor~
I just came up with this now, I already love it "Bet you can't put your phone number into my phone in under 10 seconds!" I'm gonna be scoring big.
Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I tell Cupid to shoot you with that arrow one more time?
Uhm... smooth = cheesy right? Cause I only know cheesy pick up lines. The guys I hung out with in high school used to have cheesy pick up line - offs, and if they made me laugh, they actually tried to use them. XD I don't remember any of the really entertaining ones, but here are the basics... lol "Did it hurt? When you fell from heaven?" "Your legs must be tired, you've been running through my head all night!" "Are you from space? Cause your butt is out of this world." "I can't remember my phone number, could I borrow yours?" "Stop looking, you've already found me!" Oh and there has to be a few mildly dirty ones... >.> I'll keep the really dirty ones to myself. XD
Did it hurt when you burst from the deepest pits of hell? Because gurl, you hotter than hell Or Are you and orphanage? Because I wanna give you children. Or for gamers Are you a redstone torch? Because you're hot and you turn on my piston. Or for readers Is your name Katniss? Because you're starting a revolution in my district.