May i have you attention please.
We gonna have a problem here, LordOtTardis is gonna shut ya'll up.
Language
All this s*** is coming tryin to blow us away,
But all these wanna-bees are just actin kinda gay,
With all this 8 s***, so im about to go ap-shiz,
No one gives a god damn, so I'm gonna get it through your head,
If you still have one after i blow you away

You standin tall, actin like you got balls,
But after i shut yo lights out,
And shut off your Auto- Tune,
The truth is no one is actin more motherf***ing wimpy
Than your God fo-sakin a**
With all 'This' and 'That'
f***ing Miley is even getting sick of your s*** ya a**!

Thanks for leavin a clear road for others sucsess,
Your own attempts are only bittin you in the a**.
You trin so hard for just one f***ing laugh,
Your still recitin' the 9+10 s***
I'm beginnin to think that kid is smarter than your a**,
And yet you still stay (BAD Idea hoe)

I've shown up at your greatest moments,
Only to shatter your moments as soon as i show up,
Now I'm not a Douche, I'm only showin you reality,
Because you've been assigned to a mental hospital with Brittany (Spears)
So one last time I'm only here to shut up your fanasty
And show you reality,
As you fade i shut you up one last time,
Dont give a f*** about winnin, only showin you reality
The Hard Way

 

If you are looking for a rap battle, you got one

 

Cyp basically just copied 8 mile. lol

 

My mind warps and bends floats the wind count to ten
Meet the twin Andre Ben. welcome to the lion’s den
original skin many men comprehend
I extend myself so you go out & tell a friend
Sin all depends on what you believing in
Faith is what you make it that’s the hardest s*** since MC Ren
Alien can blend right on in wit' yo' kin
look again ‘cause I swear I spot one every now & then
It’s happenin’ again wish I could tell you when
Andre this is Andre y'all just gon' have to make amends”

“Styles will change. They say change is dang-erous
As a King standing on the terrace
While his partner pointing up at the riflemen
Coward shooter, never know when your life will end
Then live like there ain’t no ‘morrow
And if one come then this the motto
Now I put message in bottle
You go to the nearest beach and open your car door
And walk to the place where the sea meets the land
Yeah, it’s easier to run the street than walk in the sand
Hey, I’m talking young man. As if chalk in my hand
I will take y'all little a** to school
It’s cool when the kids call me Sunny, the hood calls me Stacks
The B’s call me honey, Hollywood calls me back
Crack and I have a lot in common
We both come up in the 80’s and we keep that bass pumping
That’s a nega-tive comparison, embarrassing
Unfortunate that if you come up fortunate the streets consider you lame
Ha, I thought the name of the game was to have a better life. I guess it ain’t. What a shame
I don’t slang. Never slung but I’m one with the slum that has a name well fitting
Plenty cheese getting. No wonder why they call it the trap
So watch your tail and I’m not kidding
The rats and mice will give advice, they say, "you can paint and draw
Get out of here. Go show them that we’re more than slanging raw."
That’s when I broke into my Big Rube impression
And I tried to enlighten but that night I learned a lesson
That the morals that you think you got go out the window
When all the other kids are fresh and they got new Nintendo Wiis
And your child is down on her knees praying hard up to God for a whopper with cheese
Do you B) hit the street hard with a flair
Or do you A) go to school for heating and air?
Dare make an honest living or make a crooked killing
Or do a bit of both until you’re holding on a million?
Brilliant. You got one foot in, one foot out
You put your left foot back in and then you shake it all about
You do the hokey pokey til you turn your life around
That’s what it’s all about. 3000 out

 

With the rap god reference at the beginning

 

Uh, I dont use 8's to rhyme, but here's what i got

Rhyming on the forums, yeah shadowdragon rapping harder than concrete
But my slick lines and rhymes are impossible to beat,
Half of you dont know how to rap, you can't even compete, probably cause im a beast, just rapping on my feet
Shadow we look below your waist and all we see is things that are petite
Consider my rhymes as a gift to you for valentines, it's my treat
But now im driving the car, you stuck in the backseat,
And you know I'm that hacker, they call me elite.

 

Na m8, im still too gr8, you will NEVER rel8, its way too l8 for this battle m8, you will never get a r8, outta 8.

 

nominate for skyblock has talent

 

Oh, an 8 rap?
i got dis

 

You used m8 twice in that line. Not impressed.

 

Demon_Angel12
I found this thread.
It made me laugh.

 

Wot. You accusing me of lying mate?

 

*Gives Tissue*

 

16/16 plz

 

nu im saying ur lying

 

What he's really saying is you sux



Jk