You're a weird walrus manatee.

 

What I am doing for Valentines day well.. it's a secret. Heheh.

 

I'll just be watching movies with my grandma

'Cause you know, she's bae.

 

Rofl X3

This thread is me & my friends' life in a nutshell XD

 

I'm planning to get me and my other single pringle friends a giant Millie's Cookie that says "Forever Alone" on it.

 

Oh the if onlys... if only I still lived in the city with my wing-woman who gets me into trouble (or I cause the trouble... it's probably me)... we could buy a pack of plastic dollar store rings and propose to strangers again. That's always hella fun.

But tbh I'll probably work, and then have a single ladies party with my hamster. XD

 

I'll probably watch my crush be asked out by someone else ;-;

 

I have no valentine. I have no irl friends, and love over the internet is worthless unless you meet irl eventually.

I sad, and I hate the day. No love for the forever alone guy

 

Of course I will. Can't wait.
I would say I'd make you one, but my creativity has been lacking... I'll make you an old school construction paper valentine from like 3rd grade and send you a picture.

 

^

 

Charmanders are Red
Squirtles are blue
I stole this of the Internet,
I can't think of a 4th line.
Pokemon.
'Nuff said
Pokemon iz liyfe, Minecraft is living, skyblock is everything...









Wow, my head is messed up...

 

So stop calling it Valentine's day, start calling it Single's Awareness day and party.

And if you need to feel better, just remember that Valentine's day is a hallmark holiday created to sell valentine's cards and chocolate, and as far as I've ever been able to find, has nothing to do with the saint the day was named for. XD Wait for chocolate to go on sale, buy chocolate, eat said chocolate and have your body release those feel good chemicals. I suggest Swiss chocolate, it's my new addiction.

Keeper_of_the_flame. lol XD

 

Single awareness day consists of me, on my bed, watching sappy movies on netflix, eatching french fries o3o

 

Put some cheese curds and gravy on those fries and make it poutine. It'll make the day better I guarantee it.

 

LOL

 

keeper_of_flame

 

Where's the yummy rating?