I was banned for being too awesome.

 

Being banned is like having your new iPhone taken away from you when you used it too much...

 

I was banned for nine months by Noobcrew for advertising.

 

haaaaaaa

 

No-scoped.

 

Lol, that's not what you said too get banned, but okie dokie.

 

Yup, that's sleepyhead. I left out the name cos of lols.

I'll update the list now, but I won't count resolved tempbans.