Ye, go down there in tha comment thingamabobber and ask me , those thingys called questeons bc einstein has a big booty and I like to hump poles because my left nipple is bigger than your mom's pupil and I have 2 cat's because my mommy loves me and drugs are bad because of the theory of Plate tectonics and I just ate eggs on a plate but that doesn't matter because no one cares and there's a tissue box 5 feet from my feet haha get it feet feet, but the funny thing is I have a rapist for a science teacher well he's probs not a rapist just looks like a pedo and he has a big mustache and a big bald spot on his head and I dream about him day and night after I moan to banana's and batteries because that's a major turn on for me because I'm Ian and Ian is gei because gei means happy so I hope we're all gay because my math teacher is pretty hot even tho he's a guy and he just recently shaved his beard and I miss his beard because it was kinda hot but it wasn't one of those creepy old guy beards it was more of a fashionable type of beard and it's funny because he only has hair on one side of his arm but not the other and I thought he was gay at first kinda like my brother but my brother isn't gay because he usually get's about 10-15 girlfriends a month which is kinda funny because he meets them all on facebook and sometimes I'm a d*** and go on ts and listen to his convos through the other phone because he uses the house phone like a dumbass and there was this one time where DarkAngel_19 recorded it and it was like a 20 minute recording and I still have it which is kinda funny but Idk how to post it and I don't feel like posting it and omg he's on the phone right now with his newest one that lives in Colorado idk about him sometimes but yano that's normal and now he's talking to his girlfriend about how she "farts a lot" even tho he's the gassy one and can you believe it, LimeCoconutShake has never farted before, according to her at least idk I'm determined to get her to fart one day and I was kinda sad tbh when I found out Santa Claus wasn't real even tho 90% of the presents were labeled "From Santa" like dood wtf I ain't 3 no more like c'monn but it's awesome bc I pay my grandma to wrap the presents I buy bc I'm a lazy a**, then my mom wraps the presents I got grandma and it's really cheap, it's like a dollar for every present she has to wrap she's kinda amazing tbh and kinda hot because I have a strong fetish for grandma's idk why and my p**** molly or actuallyyy excuse me my cat molly likes to drool everywhere idk why and it's kinda disturbing tbh because I can't pet her without her drooling everywhere, it's like I'm turning my cat and I think it's awesome how cat's have like 8 nipples and sometimes I entertain myself by searching through her tummy fur to find all 8 bc I'm weird like that then she gets all turned on and starts drooling all over herself because I tend to have that effect on cats idk why tho and did you know when I was born I came out yellow, I think that's why I hate mustard so much altho I do like some kinds of mustard if it's with the right stuff and omg I love ketchup and I also used to be afraid of eggnog because of the name I thought there would be parts of raw egg in there just floating around and eventually I got the balls to try it and it was like love at first sight and I felt so stupid and ewewew my family had these like gelatin cubes and they were like covered with sugar and flavoring and I didn't know at first then I freaked out because yano, gelatin is discusting and that's why I hate jello too and idk if It's spelled Jell-O or just Jello so I just say jello because I'm too lazy to look it up and I'm the same way with hot dogs and brats and stuff like that because the outside is pig intestine as far as I'm aware and that's just no just no like ew, I've had 1 bite of a hot dog in 2 years that's it and I plan to keep it that way and I have a new New Years Resolution because I eat like a f***ing fatass so starting Feburary, I'm not going to even touch any form of candy because I really need to eat better and I hope I can start working out a lot more bc I need to get in shape but dont get me wrong I'm not fat I just eat like a fat a** because I'm me and yolst and if you know what yolst means than crudos to you because it's an inside joke and I have a bad feeling I spelt crudos wrong because idk I just do and now my brother is watching The Amazing World of Gumball while making kissy noises to his girlfriend over the phone while I write this intro and while I procrastinate okayokayokay I'm done rambling now, I think, well, my cat humphrey is eyeing my empty bowl of eggs I made earlier than is sitting in my tummy right now and gosh tummy is such a weird noise and ew my brother just farted and is still making kissy noises oh s*** I said I was done okayokayokay I'm done rambling and like 10/10 crudos to you if you read it all and uhm go ask those question thingamabobbers down there in those things called comment and yeah

 

i have multiple mixed emotions about this.

 

Do explain my dear fgt

 

odamn

 

i dont have to explain myself nub

 

gay a** fgt do as I say or else nothing will happen

 

...k

 

That's the 11th letter of the Alphabet

 

It's "cudos" you dip-wad.

 

ohhh yeaahhhh, idk, stfi, dingus berry

 

I almost got in trouble yesterday because I called my sister a dip-wad and my mom thought I said d*ck-wad.

 

You said d***-wad

 

the amount of profanity in this thread is real

 

could be worse

 

true bby xo

 

boby was a spambot all along
110/10

 

Jolie was a doubleposter all along 110/10

 

That was beautiful.

 

Am I beautiful too?

 

ur bootyful