Omggggg, much trendy, such TMI

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    1: What are you wearing? Nipple clamps and edible panties.
    2: Ever been in love? Yes.
    3: Ever had a terrible breakup? No, I'm too amazing to get sad over basics.
    4: How tall are you? Tall enough to ride roller coasters.
    5: How much do you weigh? A whopping 913 pounds.
    6: Any tattoos? No.
    7: Any piercings? No.
    8. OTP? I pair myself with myself because I'm fabulous and I love me.
    9: Favorite show? Black is the New Orange.
    10: Favorite bands? Butthole Surfers, Fartbarf.
    11: Something you miss? When you didn't think you were as cool as me.
    12: Favorite song? This one.
    13: How old are you? 42.
    14: Zodiac sign? Fish.
    15: Quality you look for in a partner? I love me, and I'm already perfect therefore I don't need anymore qualities.
    16: Favorite Quote? "I'm perfect." -Me
    17: Favorite actress? Me.
    18: Favorite color? Fresh Menstrual Red.
    19: Loud music or soft? Softer than a babies bottom.
    20: Where do you go when you are sad? The mirror so I can realize how amazing I am and be happy.
    21: How long does it take you to shower? I don't shower.
    22: How long does it take you to get ready in the morning? I don't need to get ready because I wake up gorgeous every single day.
    23: Ever been in a physical fight? No, who even would want to harm someone so perfect?
    24: Turn on? Me.
    25: Turn off? You.
    26: The reason I joined Skyblock? Basics.
    27: Fears? People who aren't me.
    28: Last thing that made you cry? How beautiful I am.
    29: Last time you said you loved someone? Everyday.
    30: Meaning behind your Minecraft Name? Attracted, because I'm so attracting.
    31: Last book you read? Kama Sutra - Vātsyāyana
    32: The book you’re currently reading? I don't have time to read books anymore, I am pursuing my life long dreams of loving myself and that takes up all of my time.
    33: Last show you watched? Black is the New Orange.
    34: Last person you talked to? Me.
    35: The relationship between you and the person you last texted? Informal.
    36: Favorite food? My lips.
    37: Place you want to visit? America.
    38: Last place you were? In the bathroom.
    39: Do you have a crush? Yes, this is my crush.
    40: Last time you kissed someone? My beautiful face in the mirror like less than a second ago.
    41: Last time you were insulted? I'm too perfect to be insulted.
    42: Favorite flavor of sweet? Salty, the flavor of basics tears.
    43: What instruments do you play? Trumpet.
    44: Favorite piece of jewelry? I don't have time to self mutilate my body with holes.
    45: Last sport you played? Footsies with myself.
    46: Last song you sang? This one.
    47: Favorite chat up line? Is it hot in here or is it just me?
    48: Have you ever used it? Yes, to put basics in place.
    49: Last time you hung out with anyone? Right now.
    50: Who should answer these questions next? UngodAlmight, even though you peasants don't deserve to get any answers from our lord and our savior, Jesus Christ himself.
     
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    dude same
     
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    And short enough to always have to look up to meet anyone's eyes.
     
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    And short enough to make you feel awkward being such a tall person.
     
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    Also your Charmander is melting all over my thread, you better clean that up. [​IMG]
     
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    my bad.
    charmander stays though
     
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