The truth about Santa Claus (Saint Nick)

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  1. Ronnie Pickering
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    He isn't real.
     
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    Childhood ruined ;(
     
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    Oh


    You made the children cry
     
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    oh
     
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    Mum owes my £10.
     
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    So you were the one that ate all my cookies.
    Dammit.
     
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    Nope, it's your parents who make you go through the trouble to make them dam perfect cookies, then they eat them at night.


    Children are still crying.
     
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    When my mum told me he wasn't real I pretended to cry thn I said "ye I've know that for a while
     
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    I thought Santa was a polar bear when I was little

    I cri evritiem
     
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    So if Santa isn't watching me, what about the CIA?
     
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    Santa is an anagram of Satan. Just remember that.
    *cough*'mind *cough totally didn't steal that from you
     
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    MODS! Wrong freaking section. ;)
     
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    Um yeah... when I was like 5 i told my class members santa wasnt real and they cried. And according to what people have been telling me, I laughed about it. I was a demon kid.
     
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    i moved it after i posted ._.
     
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    Didnt see that. Lol
     
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    SANTA ISN'T REAL......OMG...... No wonder why my parents took me to the shops and asked me what i wanted for christmas... their excuse was that santa and mrs clause had a divorce, and that santa was sued for every penny he had. he lost, and lost everything, including the factory and the sled (and rudolph), so now my parents have to buy the presents for santa and give them to me in his name until he gets back all his stuff from that b**ch
     
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    Well *sniff* i think im gonna cry *sniff*

    srs i have known for awhile.
     
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    *Pats on the back :3
    You're still evil :p

    And...as for my experience...I caught my parents red-handed on a Christmas night when I was 7. Interrogated them & found out the truth. :3 They said 'Santa' doesn't exist 'within' me any more & told me that 'Santa' won't be getting me any presents from then on. XD
     
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    I stopped getting a lot of presents after I caught them

    dammit

    should have played it off *sweats*
     
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