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  1. Daniel
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    I don't get it -_-
     
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    Tip top is a bread company.
     
  3. Daniel
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    I still don't get it :/
     
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    What did the egg say to the boiling water?

     
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    I'm funny

    There, greatest joke of all time...hahaha...nope ;-;
     
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    What do you get when you cross a snake with some lego?

    A bowa constructer!!!
     
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    I ate your hair? Okay.
     
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    Little April was not the best student in Sunday school.
    Usually she slept through the class.

    One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, "Tell me, April, who created the universe?"

    When April didn't stir, little Johnny, a boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. "GOD ALMIGHTY!" shouted April and the teacher said, "Very good" and April fell back asleep.

    A while later the teacher asked April, "Who is our Lord and Saviour," But, April didn't even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. 'JESUS CHRIST!" shouted April and the teacher said, "very good," and April fell back to sleep.

    Then the teacher asked April a third question. "What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?" And again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time April jumped up and shouted, "IF YOU STICK THAT F*****G THING IN ME ONE MORE TIME, I'LL BREAK IT IN HALF AND STICK IT UP YOUR ARSE!"

    The Teacher fainted.
     
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    A very distinguished lady was on a plane arriving from Switzerland.
    She found herself seated next to a nice priest whom she asked:
    "Excuse me Father, could I ask a favor?"

    "Of course my child, What can I do for you?"

    "Here is the problem, I bought myself a new sophisticated hair
    remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have
    really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they
    will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under
    your cassock?"

    "Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I can not
    lie."

    "You have such an honest face Father, I am sure they will not ask
    you any questions", and she gave him the 'hair remover'.

    The aircraft arrived at its destination. When the priest presented
    himself to customs he was asked, "Father, do you have anything to
    declare?"

    "From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my
    son",he replied.

    Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, "And from the
    sash down, what do you have?"

    The priest replied, "I have there a marvelous little instrument
    designed for use by women, but which has never been used."

    Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, "Go ahead Father.
     
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    Cat jokes freak meowt... seriously, I'm not kitten!
     
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    Can I tell you a construction joke?

    Actually, I'm still working on it
     
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    Got this one from Darkchyldeone a while ago:

    There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed his desire to become a great writer.
    When asked to define "Great" he said,
    "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, howl in pain and anger!"
    He now works for Microsoft, writing error messages.
     
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    Hahahah Its funny because all of your jokes make no sense ahaha
    :t
     
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    What did the camel say to the other camel?
     
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