I love cheesy jokes! This contest will be for 1st, 2nd and 3rd place. The best to third best will be the winners. They must be CLEAN tho. Nothing inappropriate will be considered. I decide the winners. Remember lame and cheesy. 1st place = 5 diamonds 2nd place = 1 spawner 3rd place = 1 diamond Example - What happened when the baker backed into his meat grinder? He got a little behind in his work I'll post the winners Sunday. Repeats of prior jokes will not be accepted as it's already been posted
Two men walked into a pub. When they came out when of 'em was a duck. A man walked into a bar. Ouch. Why was the boy sad? There was a frog stapled to his face GG xD
What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Nacho Cheese. Why did the cookie cry? Because his mother had been a wafer so long. How did the Italian chef die? He pasta way. What do gay horses eat? Marti Grass
My best one is probably this, (Science jokes lol) Why can't you trust atoms? Because they make stuff up.
Its snew. "Whats snew?" "Nothing, what snew with you?" It's updog "What's updog?" "Nothing. Whats up dog?
What's a moths life moto? Always look on the bright side. Not many people get it but please tell me if you do.
Stupid cheesy jokes; Q; What cheese surrounds a castle? A; 'Moat'zeralla Q; What cheese do beavers like? A; eDam ;D Stuff this. I feel bad for cheese now. We need to apologize to them. :-: